Hot versus cold is the eternal debate

There is a schism within the human race, an enduring division more profound than any political, religious, or philosophical debate: the preference for heat versus cold. This dichotomy separates humanity into two distinct tribes—those who bask in blistering temperatures and those who revel in the frosty embrace of winter. Each group, armed with their own set of pros and cons, staunchly defends their chosen climate with a fervor that could melt an igloo or freeze a desert.

The Heat Seekers: Sun Worshipers and Sweaty Zealots Pros include… Vitamin D abundance: These sun enthusiasts glow, both literally and metaphorically, thanks to copious amounts of natural vitamin D. Their sun-kissed complexions could make a dermatologist weep with envy.

Outdoor activities galore: From beach volleyball to surfing, the options for outdoor fun are nearly limitless. Sandcastles, barbecues, and pool parties. What’s not to love?

Minimal wardrobe: Heat lovers enjoy the luxury of minimal clothing. Their wardrobes are essentially swimsuits and flip-flops, reducing laundry and sartorial stress to near zero.

Cons include… sweat, sweat, sweat: There’s a reason why deodorant is a billion-dollar industry. For every glorious day in the sun, there’s a drenched shirt and an awkward damp handshake.

Insect infestations: Tropical climates come with a catch— bugs. Mosquitoes, flies, and other uninvited guests are always eager to crash the party.

Air conditioning dependence: These individuals are often chained to their air conditioning units. Their electric bills are as sky-high as the temperatures they adore.

The Cold Enthusiasts: Snow Lovers and Frosty Fanatics Pros include… Winter wonderland: The beauty of a snowy landscape is undeniable. Ice skating, skiing, and snowball fights create a magical world straight out of a holiday postcard.

Layering mastery: Cold lovers are experts in the art of layering. Scarves, hats, and cozy sweaters turn them into fashionable, walking marshmallows.

No bugs: The cold is a natural insect repellent. The only buzzing in the winter wonderland is the sound of holiday cheer.

Cons include… Bone-chilling cold: There’s a reason why the phrase “bonechilling” exists. No matter how many layers you pile on, the cold has a way of finding every crack and crevice.

Shoveling snow: Romantic as a snowy scene may be, the reality of shoveling it is backbreaking. It’s nature’s cruel way of reminding you who’s boss.

Limited activities: Once the novelty of snow activities wears off, you’re left with fewer outdoor options. Plus, icy sidewalks are a slip-and-fall disaster waiting to happen.

The verdict: to each their own. In the end, whether you prefer the sizzling heat or the icy chill, there’s no definitive answer to which is better. It’s all about perspective—and perhaps a bit of masochism. Heat lovers thrive in the sauna-like conditions, finding joy in the sun’s relentless embrace, while cold enthusiasts celebrate the tranquility of a winter’s day, finding beauty in each snowflake and icicle. So, next time you’re caught in the eternal debate of hot versus cold, remember it’s not about winning the argument. It’s about finding comfort in your own climate-induced insanity.

Greenfield resident Dave Carver is the HR director at BLC Outdoor Services and the 2022 winner of the Bert Curry Healthy Community Award, having served more than 5,000 hours as a volunteer for many organizations.